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英语幽默小故事"Golfing with cows

线话英语|2016-12-08 17:25:38

 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室,两个眼睛是青的,脖子上有明显的五指印。

 

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

医生问他发生了什么。“额,是这样的,”这个人说。“我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫,她把球打到一个牛群里。”

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"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

“我们去找这个球,我四下搜索,发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。”

 

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife"s golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

“我走过去,举起了它的尾巴想看清楚,我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。”

 

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

“你干嘛了?”医生问。

 

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

“额,我举起了牛的尾巴,对我老婆喊道,'这个好像是你的!'”

 

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